Game TitleReviewRatingSystem
I Am AliveI Am Boring and VaguePS3
Bunny Must Die! Chelsea and the 7 DevilsAnd She WillPC
Borderlands: The Pre-SequelIt’s the Stupid Humor0PC
Persona 4: GoldenYou Can See It On Your TV Screen1Vita
Mugen SoulsShow; Don’t Tell0PS3
Back to the Future: The GameOuttatime1PS3
Resident Evil 6Where’s the Horror?PS3
Bioshock InfiniteThat Olde Tyme Religion1PC
Dead Space 3More Action, Less Horror, More Microtransactions0PC
DishonoredFates Worse Than Death1PC
Ratchet & Clank: Full Frontal AssaultWhy does anyone hang out with Qwark?0PS3
Shadows of the DamnedNo Longer Innuendo0PS3
Magical DiaryNot Sure Where the Diary Comes In0PC
Chaos RingsEvolutionary Optimization1Andr
Hitman: AbsolutionKeep Digging0PC
Alan Wake's American NightmareNarrative Recursion1360
Assassin's Creed IIIRevolving Indians0360
BastionThe Kid Had It Rough1PC
Dead IslandWhat is a level 24 cleaver?0360
Spec Ops: The LineThe Definition of Dilemma1!PC
Avadon: The Black FortressThe Gaze of Avadon Destroys1PC
Atom Zombie SmasherWhere is the Atom Smasher?0PC
Recettear: An Item Shop's TaleCapitalism, ho!1PC
Uncharted 3: Drake's DeceptionOh Crap0PS3
Ratchet And Clank: All 4 OneCo-op is the new Black0PS3
Batman: Arkham CityI’m Still Batman0PC
Final Fantasy XIII-2Temporal Paradox1PS3
L.A. NoireYou got your Adventure Game in my Police Procedural0PS3
Assassin's Creed: RevelationsLocked In0360
Mass Effect 3They Were Warned1PC
Amnesia: The Dark DescentI Drink to Forget0PC
F.E.A.R 3Brotherly Love0PC
Kingdom of Amalur: ReckoningFateless1PC
PenumbraIt’s a Tad Bit Dark in Here0PC
HomefrontImplausible0PC
CatherineOn Fidelity1PS3
Alice: Madness ReturnsIt’s the Plot that causes Madness0PC
3D Dot Game HeroesBrick by Brick0PS3
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed IIOn Content Reuse0360
Condemned: Criminal OriginsPlodding0360
Dead Rising 2: Case WestHeading West0360
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Video GameKim’s Ending is the Best1360
ScribblenautsI like to play it like Golf0NDS
Metroid: Other MThe M stands for Mother, Apparently0Wii
Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2Communism: Now with more Psychic Powers1PC
Dissidia: Final FantasySee, I would have included Celes rather than Terra0PSP
The Secret of Monkey Island: Special EditionMonkeys…Monkies…something like that.0PC
Fallout: New VegasMeet the New Vegas, Same as the Old Vegas1PC
The PolynomialMusic is Insufficient0PC
MachinariumIt’s amazing what you can get Flash to do these days…1PC
Alpha ProtocolI don’t really think it was first…0PC
Aliens vs. Predator (2010)I was never sure about the reasonableness of this matchup.0PC
Dead Rising 2Duct Tape Fixes Everything1!360
God of War IIIGodless0PS3
Brutal LegendThe Power of Metal0360
Valkyria ChroniclesWinged Helmets would make it Perfect.1!PS3
Alan WakeWake Up1!360
Prince of Persia: The Forgotten SandsMaybe we should have left these Sands Forgotten0360
Killzone 2This Killing Zone has been designated “Knife Only”0PS3
Star Ocean: The Last HopeTitle Drop 4: The Prequel0360
No More Heroes 2: Desperate StruggleWhat does “moe” mean?0Wii
Professor Layton and the Diabolical BoxProfessor Layton and the Meaningless MacGuffin0NDS
PsychonautsThey call it Psychonauts because they only go into crazy minds.1PC
Heavy RainWalk in the Rain1PS3
Cross EdgeOk, We’ll need a Crucifix and a Knife Sharpener0PS3
New Super Mario Bros. WiiI think “New” is a Misnomer0Wii
PrototypeI don’t really see what we’re prototyping here1360
Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & BoltsMaybe I lack the required Nostalgia0360
Fable 2Apparently Hero doesn’t necessarily mean Heroic0360
God of War: Chains of OlympusFinally0PSP
Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack in TimeSee, they use bolts as currency1!360
Deadly PremonitionToo Much Static0360
Uncharted 2: Among ThievesCharted!1!PS3
Final Fantasy XIIIOrganization XIII0PS3
BayonettaIn other words, hold my hand1360
Mass Effect 2How’s a dwarf come to be named Shepard?0PC