| I Am Alive | I Am Boring and Vague | | PS3 |
| Bunny Must Die! Chelsea and the 7 Devils | And She Will | | PC |
| Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel | It’s the Stupid Humor | 0 | PC |
| Persona 4: Golden | You Can See It On Your TV Screen | 1 | Vita |
| Mugen Souls | Show; Don’t Tell | 0 | PS3 |
| Back to the Future: The Game | Outtatime | 1 | PS3 |
| Resident Evil 6 | Where’s the Horror? | | PS3 |
| Bioshock Infinite | That Olde Tyme Religion | 1 | PC |
| Dead Space 3 | More Action, Less Horror, More Microtransactions | 0 | PC |
| Dishonored | Fates Worse Than Death | 1 | PC |
| Ratchet & Clank: Full Frontal Assault | Why does anyone hang out with Qwark? | 0 | PS3 |
| Shadows of the Damned | No Longer Innuendo | 0 | PS3 |
| Magical Diary | Not Sure Where the Diary Comes In | 0 | PC |
| Chaos Rings | Evolutionary Optimization | 1 | Andr |
| Hitman: Absolution | Keep Digging | 0 | PC |
| Alan Wake's American Nightmare | Narrative Recursion | 1 | 360 |
| Assassin's Creed III | Revolving Indians | 0 | 360 |
| Bastion | The Kid Had It Rough | 1 | PC |
| Dead Island | What is a level 24 cleaver? | 0 | 360 |
| Spec Ops: The Line | The Definition of Dilemma | 1! | PC |
| Avadon: The Black Fortress | The Gaze of Avadon Destroys | 1 | PC |
| Atom Zombie Smasher | Where is the Atom Smasher? | 0 | PC |
| Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale | Capitalism, ho! | 1 | PC |
| Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception | Oh Crap | 0 | PS3 |
| Ratchet And Clank: All 4 One | Co-op is the new Black | 0 | PS3 |
| Batman: Arkham City | I’m Still Batman | 0 | PC |
| Final Fantasy XIII-2 | Temporal Paradox | 1 | PS3 |
| L.A. Noire | You got your Adventure Game in my Police Procedural | 0 | PS3 |
| Assassin's Creed: Revelations | Locked In | 0 | 360 |
| Mass Effect 3 | They Were Warned | 1 | PC |
| Amnesia: The Dark Descent | I Drink to Forget | 0 | PC |
| F.E.A.R 3 | Brotherly Love | 0 | PC |
| Kingdom of Amalur: Reckoning | Fateless | 1 | PC |
| Penumbra | It’s a Tad Bit Dark in Here | 0 | PC |
| Homefront | Implausible | 0 | PC |
| Catherine | On Fidelity | 1 | PS3 |
| Alice: Madness Returns | It’s the Plot that causes Madness | 0 | PC |
| 3D Dot Game Heroes | Brick by Brick | 0 | PS3 |
| Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II | On Content Reuse | 0 | 360 |
| Condemned: Criminal Origins | Plodding | 0 | 360 |
| Dead Rising 2: Case West | Heading West | 0 | 360 |
| Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Video Game | Kim’s Ending is the Best | 1 | 360 |
| Scribblenauts | I like to play it like Golf | 0 | NDS |
| Metroid: Other M | The M stands for Mother, Apparently | 0 | Wii |
| Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 | Communism: Now with more Psychic Powers | 1 | PC |
| Dissidia: Final Fantasy | See, I would have included Celes rather than Terra | 0 | PSP |
| The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition | Monkeys…Monkies…something like that. | 0 | PC |
| Fallout: New Vegas | Meet the New Vegas, Same as the Old Vegas | 1 | PC |
| The Polynomial | Music is Insufficient | 0 | PC |
| Machinarium | It’s amazing what you can get Flash to do these days… | 1 | PC |
| Alpha Protocol | I don’t really think it was first… | 0 | PC |
| Aliens vs. Predator (2010) | I was never sure about the reasonableness of this matchup. | 0 | PC |
| Dead Rising 2 | Duct Tape Fixes Everything | 1! | 360 |
| God of War III | Godless | 0 | PS3 |
| Brutal Legend | The Power of Metal | 0 | 360 |
| Valkyria Chronicles | Winged Helmets would make it Perfect. | 1! | PS3 |
| Alan Wake | Wake Up | 1! | 360 |
| Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands | Maybe we should have left these Sands Forgotten | 0 | 360 |
| Killzone 2 | This Killing Zone has been designated “Knife Only” | 0 | PS3 |
| Star Ocean: The Last Hope | Title Drop 4: The Prequel | 0 | 360 |
| No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle | What does “moe” mean? | 0 | Wii |
| Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box | Professor Layton and the Meaningless MacGuffin | 0 | NDS |
| Psychonauts | They call it Psychonauts because they only go into crazy minds. | 1 | PC |
| Heavy Rain | Walk in the Rain | 1 | PS3 |
| Cross Edge | Ok, We’ll need a Crucifix and a Knife Sharpener | 0 | PS3 |
| New Super Mario Bros. Wii | I think “New” is a Misnomer | 0 | Wii |
| Prototype | I don’t really see what we’re prototyping here | 1 | 360 |
| Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts | Maybe I lack the required Nostalgia | 0 | 360 |
| Fable 2 | Apparently Hero doesn’t necessarily mean Heroic | 0 | 360 |
| God of War: Chains of Olympus | Finally | 0 | PSP |
| Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack in Time | See, they use bolts as currency | 1! | 360 |
| Deadly Premonition | Too Much Static | 0 | 360 |
| Uncharted 2: Among Thieves | Charted! | 1! | PS3 |
| Final Fantasy XIII | Organization XIII | 0 | PS3 |
| Bayonetta | In other words, hold my hand | 1 | 360 |
| Mass Effect 2 | How’s a dwarf come to be named Shepard? | 0 | PC |
